Keep Calm and Shoot First — Sci-Fi Parody Tee

For everyone who knows the original cut was better. This design mashes the classic wartime poster with a certain smuggler’s preferred problem-solving method — and a silhouette every space-western fan will recognize instantly. No hesitation. No negotiating with bounty hunters. Just decisive action and a great quote. Soft, comfy, and built for fans who’ve been arguing about this exact scene for decades.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.