Polite as Fuck T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee

Some people are nice. You’re aggressively nice. You hold the door, you say bless you on the first sneeze, and you will absolutely murder someone with kindness before lunch. This is the shirt for that energy.
The Polite as Fuck tee pairs big, clean lettering with a phrase that does the talking so you don’t have to raise your voice. It’s the funny graphic tee for anyone whose manners are immaculate and whose patience is, let’s say, finite. Wear it to brunch, to the family reunion where you’re definitely not starting anything, or to passive-aggressively own the office dress-down Friday.
It also makes a stupidly good gift. Got a friend who writes thank-you notes but also has a mouth like a sailor? Done. Their personality is now a shirt.
Unisex fit, soft cotton, built to survive the wash cycle and your worst behavior.
Specs:

Classic unisex fit, true to size
Soft, breathable cotton
Durable print that holds up wash after wash
Sizes S–XXL