{"product_id":"the-dumb-monthly-tee-may-2026","title":"The Dumb Monthly Tee — May 2026","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003ccode class=\"bg-text-200\/5 border border-0.5 border-border-300 text-danger-000 whitespace-pre-wrap rounded-[0.4rem] px-1 py-px text-[0.9rem]\"\u003epart of the dumb monthly tee series. a new phrase drops the 1st of every month.\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eone phrase. my handwriting. gone in 30 days.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ethis month:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"i do not think, therefore i do not am.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003edescartes said \"i think, therefore i am.\"\u003cbr\u003edescartes had his whole thing together.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ehandwritten by the founder. vectorized. printed on a white gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton tee because we're not fancy but we're not cheap either.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ethis design retires May 31, 2026. no reprints. ever.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eif you know, you know.\u003cbr\u003eif you don't, that's also fine. we do not judge.\u003cbr\u003ewe do not think.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170-180 g\/m²) \u003cbr\u003e• Open-end yarn\u003cbr\u003e• Tubular fabric\u003cbr\u003e• Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Dumb Tees Co.","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48031700320515,"sku":"6739425_11576","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48031700353283,"sku":"6739425_11577","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48031700386051,"sku":"6739425_11578","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48031700418819,"sku":"6739425_11579","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48031700451587,"sku":"6739425_11580","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48031700484355,"sku":"6739425_12650","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0791\/9013\/0947\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-white-front-69f2409e512a2.jpg?v=1777483949","url":"https:\/\/thedumbtees.co\/products\/the-dumb-monthly-tee-may-2026","provider":"The Dumb Tees Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}