Keep Calm and Shoot First — Sci-Fi Parody Hoodie

Cozy on the outside, decisive on the inside. This heavyweight pullover takes the old keep-calm motivational poster and gives it a scoundrel’s upgrade, complete with an instantly recognizable blaster silhouette. Perfect for cold mornings, movie marathons, and quietly judging anyone who defends the edited version. Warm, soft, and ready to shoot first.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.