The Dumb Monthly Tee — May 2026

part of the dumb monthly tee series. a new phrase drops the 1st of every month.

one phrase. my handwriting. gone in 30 days.

this month:

"i do not think, therefore i do not am."

descartes said "i think, therefore i am."
descartes had his whole thing together.

handwritten by the founder. vectorized. printed on a white gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton tee because we're not fancy but we're not cheap either.

this design retires May 31, 2026. no reprints. ever.

if you know, you know.
if you don't, that's also fine. we do not judge.
we do not think.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.